Darth Vader - knowing full well all costumed heroes would be pre-occupied patting each other on the back in San Diego’s Comic-Con - stormed a Long Island branch CHASE bank while brandishing a primitive weapon known as a pistol and demanding cash. The Sith Lord made his escape and is currently wanted by the Alliance (of the Long Island Police Department).
Apparently this follows a series of “odd” robberies in the area as investigators are still searching for a woman that recently robbed retail stores while wearing a cat mask. Um….. can someone PLEASE lend the Long Island PD a Bat-Signal.
Source: WPIX.com
